Wrong Deity
Lord, I am not one of your disciples, but please give me the sword of testosterone so I may slay those who mistreat me and act weird around me because they want to fetishize me and infantilize me.
...Maybe I'm asking the wrong deity.
Morrigan, please just tell me to scowl and tolerate it until I can get out of this hell (read: Midwest USA). We will flip off these pretentious assholes when we leave and throw a nice party afterwards.